{"id":459,"date":"2015-12-29T19:42:19","date_gmt":"2015-12-29T19:42:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.uakron.edu\/tsukerman\/?page_id=459"},"modified":"2015-12-30T00:57:00","modified_gmt":"2015-12-30T00:57:00","slug":"igors-compumag99-diary","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/blogs.uakron.edu\/tsukerman\/igors-compumag99-diary\/","title":{"rendered":"Igor&#8217;s Compumag diary, 1999"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sapporo, October 27, 1999<strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<pre>Background: Keio Hotel bathrooms are equipped \r\nwith state-of-the-art flushing facilities, \r\nwith numerous modes of operation.\r\n\r\n<a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.uakron.edu\/tsukerman\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/1090\/2015\/12\/Keio_hotel1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-467\" src=\"http:\/\/blogs.uakron.edu\/tsukerman\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/1090\/2015\/12\/Keio_hotel1.png\" alt=\"Keio_hotel1\" width=\"251\" height=\"200\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.uakron.edu\/tsukerman\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/1090\/2015\/12\/Keio_hotel2.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-471\" src=\"http:\/\/blogs.uakron.edu\/tsukerman\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/1090\/2015\/12\/Keio_hotel2.png\" alt=\"Keio_hotel2\" width=\"249\" height=\"164\" \/><\/a><\/pre>\n<h2><strong><span style=\"color: #993300\">Bathroom Hi-Tech<\/span><\/strong><\/h2>\n<p><span style=\"color: #3366ff\"><strong>(written just before Y2K)<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993300\">In Keio Hotel<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993300\"> Computers play a role:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993300\"> A Pentium from Dell<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993300\"> Controls my toilet bowl.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993300\">Ten buttons on the spot,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993300\"> The bowl is plug-and-play;<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993300\"> It works as a teapot,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993300\"> Jacuzzi or bidet.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993300\">It does not take too long<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993300\"> To learn to spray and shoot.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993300\"> (If something goes wrong,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993300\"> The toilet will reboot.)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993300\">On January 1st<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993300\"> Beware of Y2K,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993300\"> Prepare for the worst,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993300\"> Avoid an awkward spray.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993300\">No worries, though, no fear:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993300\"> When all is said and done,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993300\"> If things are still unclear,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993300\"> Then press for help F1.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sapporo, October 27, 1999 Background: Keio Hotel bathrooms are equipped with state-of-the-art flushing facilities, with numerous modes of operation. Bathroom Hi-Tech (written just before Y2K) In Keio Hotel Computers play a role: A Pentium from Dell Controls my toilet bowl. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.uakron.edu\/tsukerman\/igors-compumag99-diary\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1934,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":8,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-459","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.uakron.edu\/tsukerman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/459","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.uakron.edu\/tsukerman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.uakron.edu\/tsukerman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.uakron.edu\/tsukerman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1934"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.uakron.edu\/tsukerman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=459"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.uakron.edu\/tsukerman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/459\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":615,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.uakron.edu\/tsukerman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/459\/revisions\/615"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.uakron.edu\/tsukerman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=459"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}