{"id":310,"date":"2014-07-16T14:57:19","date_gmt":"2014-07-16T14:57:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.uakron.edu\/tsukerman\/?p=310"},"modified":"2014-07-16T14:57:19","modified_gmt":"2014-07-16T14:57:19","slug":"compumag-diary","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.uakron.edu\/tsukerman\/2014\/07\/16\/compumag-diary\/","title":{"rendered":"Compumag Diary"},"content":{"rendered":"

Igor’s Compumag’99 diary
\n<\/span><\/span>Sapporo, October 27, 1999<\/p>\n

<\/span><\/span>Background:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Keio Hotel bathrooms are equipped with state-of-the-art flushing facilities, with numerous modes of operation.<\/p>\n

<\/span><\/span>Bathroom Hi-Tech
\n(written just before Y2K)<\/p>\n

<\/span><\/span>
\nIn Keio Hotel
\nComputers play a role:
\nA Pentium from Dell
\nControls my toilet bowl.<\/p>\n

Ten buttons on the spot,
\nThe bowl is plug-and-play;
\nIt works as a teapot,
\nJacuzzi or bidet.<\/p>\n

It does not take too long
\nTo learn to spray and shoot.
\n(If something goes wrong,
\nThe toilet will reboot.)<\/p>\n

On January 1st
\nBeware of Y2K,
\nPrepare for the worst,
\nAvoid an awkward spray.<\/p>\n

No worries, though, no fear:
\nWhen all is said and done,
\nIf things are still unclear,
\nThen press for help F1.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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